Facebook (The adults finally discovered the internet)

17 02 2009

How adults see the internet

I remember a few years ago when MySpace was becoming popular, what a ruckus it caused in the adult community. Parents, police, and politicians (the three dangerous P’s) were all against it because it was putting too much information on the Web and was opening kids up to being molested in the face by the internet. They believed it was some sort of demon that let their kids talk to strangers who would at first chance, molest them in the face.

Then comes along Facebook. Mr. Face (Put-your-full-name-address-phone-number-email-age-and-age-on-your-profile) Book. And boy do the adults seem to love it! Adults everywhere are signing up, parents and teachers alike! I’m not sure what about it it is that makes them feel it is any safer than MySpace. On MySpace, everyone lied about their age, name, location, everything! Only the idiots were posting information that someone  could use against them on it. On facebook, your full name, address, phone number, age and everything is right there on your profile! People that you don’t even know can see your pictures if a friend of there’s is tagged in an album of yours. With Facebook, nothing is private. Nothing is even yours! It’s all out in the open.

MySpace is certainly more tacky than Facebook, since users can customize their profile with sparkly obnoxious things, but all of the main things that caused adults to shun MySpace are fully present in the FBook! You can still talk to people you don’t know, people can lie about who they are,  you can still post saucy pictures of yourself, you can expose too much information to people, and pervo-rapers can still lie about their age to get to kids. But for some reason, it is ok on Facebook. 

I think the difference is that adults have actually tried Facebook, where with MySpace they just judged it based on what they read about it. They listened to the news go on about how dangerous it is and so they believed it was some sort of Internet contraption that sprays you with pedophile attractant. People fear what they don’t understand. But now that adults are finally trying the whole ‘social networking’ thing out, they are seeing it isn’t all bad. They are starting to understand how if you have a little common sense, you can tell who you know and who you shouldn’t talk to. The same people who once asked “How do you know that you are talking to your friend and not some criminal?” are now chatting online with people they haven’t seen in twenty years. They finally realize that the Internet can be a decent place and that not every link you click takes to a rapist hotline. 

The old people have finally discovered the internet. Let’s just hope that parents don’t discover Twitter.

(Update:) Looks like Facebook is going back to their old terms of agreement. 





Smiley Faces Video (this really doesn’t make any sense)

12 02 2009

Today in film class we watched a video on editing, where famous film editors and directors talked about editing techniques and how they like to cut a film. They discussed things like how long the camera should stay on someone and where there eyes should be looking, about longs shots and close shots etc. etc. Long story short, this inspired Jason and I to make a movie! 

We spent awhile coming up with ideas until we thought of one we liked. We decided we would play all of the characters (there are about 5) and that it would be a music video following a story, rather than just random shots of people dancing. The main character would wake up, put on happy music, and suddenly his face would become a smiley face, like the one to the right. We planned to superimpose the face over the footage. He would dance around the street and come across various other people listening to other genres of music, and with different smiley faced heads. For instance, the first guy he runs into is dressed in all black and listening to ‘Crawling’ by Linkin Park, and has a crying smiley face. They’d look at each other, then the sad guy would get a happy face too and he’d go on dancing down the street with the first guy.

This would happen several times as they stop by random music people who join the group and go on dancing. In the end they run into a screamo/death metal guy who’s face doesn’t change, and he ends up just beating the crap out of everyone. 

In the end though we didn’t have time to film everything we needed, and we didn’t have a version of final cut that would let us edit HD video. We also needed final cut to make it appear as if we were in the shot multiple times, and to superimpose the smiley faces. We ended up just editing what we had in iMovie to see how it would look. And..well… you can see how it looked. Makes no sense, right?

We definitely plan to take another whack at this when we have more time and daylight to set up each shot and do everything right. I also need to work on getting a copy of a newer version of Final Cut…





iMovie 09 (Video)

10 02 2009

I recently got a copy of iLife 09 and installed it on my laptop. So far I’m loving iPhoto (photo map, and face detection/tagging is awesome!) and Garageband, but iMovie is just about as bad as the last version. I really can’t comprehend why Apple made such drastic and terrible changes to iMovie HD. It was fast, easy, and gave you tons of effects and control over your video. The two latest versions are just plain crap.

It’s like they decided to take everything that one would generally expect in video editing software, like a timeline and video effects, and just feed it to some nearby dogs, then replace those features with mounds of upsettingly bad ideas. It’s not like Apple doesn’t realize it’s terrible. They used to have iMovie HD available for download on their website because they knew no one wanted 08. I assume taking the download off their site means they are in denial now. 

This video took me over an hour to edit. It made me extremely angry, and I refuse to use it ever again. Actually not really.








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