Has anyone been to YouTube recently? You know the site that you go to to watch videos of cats, people hurting themselves, and of course me? Yeah that site. It looks like crap. I think they might even be the same designers who designed MySpace. And by “designed MySpace” I mean created a glorious Internet display of unattractive, tacky, and disproportionate objects splattered erratically across an innocent and unsuspecting social network and marketed towards people who like posting saucy pictures of themselves for you to look at whilst listening to their stupid freaking Fallout Boy song which is set to play extra loud the second you open their page. Long, confusing sentences aside, YouTube now looks worse than MySpace.
If you’re thinking “MySpace doesn’t look that bad, nerd.” then get away from me, I don’t want to speak to you ever again. I only associate with people who have eyes. Eyes that allow them to see things. And common sense to tell them which things they see are terrible. Read the rest of this entry »
