I haven’t had too much time recently to make a video, but today I had a couple hours to spare, so behold the fruits of my leisure time! I figured it would be good to mention the blog so more than just Twitter people know about it.
Anyhoo, Wii Fit is a demon. See the problem with Wii fit, is that video games are made so that you can hurt fake people in the face and make them dead, without any fear of consequence. But with Wii Fit the game tries to hurt you greatly by forcing you to contort to impossible shapes and positions, with MANY a consequence. And that white bendy woman is so smug, wallowing in her own nimbleness. She makes it sound so easy: “Now, gently rotate your leg until your knee touches your back, making sure to not lose contact between your forehead and calf. Now hold… deep breaths.. now slowly rotate your pelvis off of the wall…deep breaths… and release. Now repeat until you lose feeling in your spine.”
All this talk of video games is making me want to murder something. Fallout 3 time.
